PROTOCOL: WEB_EXORCISM // HALLOWEEN_2026 🎃

STOP LETTING A SLOW WEBSITE
HAUNT
YOUR BUSINESS.

[SYS.WARNING] Graveyard loading times, terrifying Google scores, visitors running away... An old, poorly optimised WordPress site is a real nightmare for your bottom line.
Throughout October, Stacky exorcises your online presence: we move your website to an elite Astro Headless architecture (< 1s, real value: €2,490) for an exceptional Halloween rate from €500 excl. VAT.
🎃 Halloween campaign running until 31 October. Limited slots: check availability below.

TEST MY WEBSITE LIVE (FREE AUDIT)
DISCOVER THE HALLOWEEN PACK
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The 3 monsters haunting classic websites

Why so many websites lose their visitors within the first seconds of loading:

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THREAT_01 // EXCESS WEIGHT

The Zombie WordPress

40 stacked plugins slowing down every request, update conflicts, useless scripts blocking rendering and dormant security holes.

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THREAT_02 // MASS BOUNCE

The Graveyard Load Time

More than 3 seconds to show a single image on a smartphone: many of your prospects leave before they even see your phone number.

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THREAT_03 // SEO DROP

The Google Curse

Core Web Vitals in the red. Google takes them into account in its ranking: your slow pages leave the field open to your competitors.

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1. Audit your real website speed

Enter your web address below. Our server analyses your architecture in real time to measure what slows your pages down and estimate the potential gain with Astro.

speed_audit_protocol.sh

[SYS] Enter your website URL to calculate your sub-second performance potential.

> URL:
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2. Book your web exorcism

RADICAL SUB-SECOND SPEED

For €500 excl. VAT, you keep your familiar WordPress admin to edit your content, while the site your clients see becomes a pre-compiled Astro powerhouse with no heavy template.

HALLOWEEN BONUS: FULL AUDIT + 3 MONTHS FREE

Book before 31 October and get our in-depth technical audit (worth €490) plus 3 months of maintenance & global Edge CDN hosting at no extra cost.

LIMITED AVAILABILITY (4 PROJECTS PER MONTH)

To guarantee surgical precision on every project, we only open 4 delivery slots per month for this Halloween campaign.

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Halloween operation schedule:

/// AVAILABILITY : OCTOBER 2026
OPEN
OPEN
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ONLY 4 SLOT(S) AVAILABLE
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NOVEMBER 2026
4 OPEN
DECEMBER 2026
4 OPEN
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3. Open your Halloween file

Questions or a specific project? Send us your details below to book your Halloween slot at €500 excl. VAT or ask your technical questions.